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LOVE
He asks: what is love?
Love is a four-letter word.
Grapes are sour, he says.
ASS
Like Don Quixote
He rides an ass and thinks he's
On a stallion.
PANDAVA
Five Pandava bums
Screwing seven days a week
Five Pandava bums.
BOMBAY 1
Cars buses taxies
Kotis panthis hijras bi's
Beggars crows dogs cats.
BOMBAY 2
Fumes shit pav bhaji
Skyscrapers local trains rats
Amitabh Bachchan.
SNEEZE
Man, sneeze like a man
He says. Sneezes are earthquakes
That bring the house down.
VOICE
He calls up to ask:
You, sir, are an activist?
Means you are active?
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